Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint! Hilarious!

shortbus · 01-31-2008

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D Winkler · 02-01-2008

Willie Mays Hays here....

Randy Taylor here

oucorry · 02-03-2008

That is one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

shortbus · 02-03-2008

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Originally Posted by oucorry

That is one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

Oh yeah, man. I have to listen to it at least once a week.

The more you listen, the funnier it gets.

oudave · 02-28-2008

thats pretty funny but same guy is santa pissed off about milk and cookies it will make you cry

shortbus · 02-29-2008

I haven't heard anything about a pissed off Santa but I searched for it and couldn't fit it...not anything resembling that guy anyway.

If you have a link please post it.

phisherman23 · 02-29-2008

"I ain't from the North..." What the hell does that have to do with eating flavored sausage? Hilarious!

shortbus · 02-29-2008

BECAUSE! He's fron Texas. He ain't from the south! Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people TO EAT...with their T Bone Steaks and their fried eggs!

I can't listen to this enough.

I love the End: SOB I wanna EAT GD it!

It's amazing to me the guy never even considered the fact that inflation, higher gas prices, etc. etc. might have figured into the equation.

And either they listened to what he said that very day and went back to the 16 ounce packages, or they never stopped. The first thing I did after I heard this was look at the grocery store. And I bought a 16 ounce package.

This guy probably made them millions.

If I was Jimmy Dean Sausage I'd hire this guy to do my commercials. Clean up the language and just have him talk about how much tastier it is than any of the other products.

Pay him in 16 ounce packages of Jimmy Dean Sausage.

The guy could have bought two of the big packages and cut them in half and froze one to use them later but thoughts like that don't occur to people like him...

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D Winkler Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 755 Images: 17	Willie Mays Hays here.... Randy Taylor here __________________ Take care of our Forests. The animals I like to kill live there.

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oudave Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 60	tube steak thats pretty funny but same guy is santa pissed off about milk and cookies it will make you cry

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shortbus Administrator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 14,617 Images: 1	I haven't heard anything about a pissed off Santa but I searched for it and couldn't fit it...not anything resembling that guy anyway. If you have a link please post it. __________________ Hunting and Fishing...what else is there?

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shortbus Administrator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Edmond, OK Posts: 14,617 Images: 1	BECAUSE! He's fron Texas. He ain't from the south! Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people TO EAT...with their T Bone Steaks and their fried eggs! I can't listen to this enough. I love the End: SOB I wanna EAT GD it! It's amazing to me the guy never even considered the fact that inflation, higher gas prices, etc. etc. might have figured into the equation. And either they listened to what he said that very day and went back to the 16 ounce packages, or they never stopped. The first thing I did after I heard this was look at the grocery store. And I bought a 16 ounce package. This guy probably made them millions. If I was Jimmy Dean Sausage I'd hire this guy to do my commercials. Clean up the language and just have him talk about how much tastier it is than any of the other products. Pay him in 16 ounce packages of Jimmy Dean Sausage. The guy could have bought two of the big packages and cut them in half and froze one to use them later but thoughts like that don't occur to people like him... __________________ Hunting and Fishing...what else is there?

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oucorry Administrator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Blanchard, ok Posts: 1,125 Images: 7	That is one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

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phisherman23 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 30 Images: 2	"I ain't from the North..." What the hell does that have to do with eating flavored sausage? Hilarious!