[birdman]

A skunk, a duck and a giraffe walk into a bar. They sit at a table and order drinks. After a few hours and many drinks the bartender comes over to them. “You all are three sheets to the wind and its closing time, its time to pay up the tab”, said the barkeep. The skunk looks at the bartender and said, “I only have one scent and you don’t want it”. The duck looks at the bartender and said, “I only have one bill and you would have a hard time getting it”. The giraffe looks at the bartender and said, ”I guess the high-balls are on me”.